Mechanical idiot to blagger in three hours flat;
dragging scheduled for the next:
(unspecified time, to the nearest unit, TBC);
sourcer of the obcurest desires,
negotiator to the stars and the struck alike,
practitioner of malleable codes of practice;
must confess, three strengths
plus a turnaround weakness.
How much to give away advantage?
Get them to mirror laugh,
not feeling the pull of the string;
ready to eat from the palm of a dirty hand.
Paid silence or admission of guilt.